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It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.



8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.

 

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    Corporal of USMC · 09:03 12/03/2018
    what do you expect from a country run by communist jews? Peace, Harmony, Liberty, the pursuit of Happiness? Wake the hell up sheeple!
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    guest · 07:13 12/03/2018
    How TRUE it is! Great post!
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    Mikki Dean · 23:26 12/02/2018
    Donald J Trump, wearing a red "Make Snow Great Again" hat, proclaimed it to be the greatest snow ever.
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    END TIMES: DARKNESS · 23:15 12/02/2018
    9:45 Conspiring together, all fifty states pass legislation requiring that special new technologies be used to seed the clouds with a special coloring chemical to make snow a bit darker at least half of the winter season because it's unfairly white all the time.

    10:00 God let's 1,000 nuclear bombs detonate inside every city on the entire globe and gets it over with already.
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    John Robert Mallernee · 22:18 12/02/2018
    ROFLOL ! ! !

    Good one!
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    friederike bruening · 22:14 12/02/2018
    very funny - made me laugh early morning -what, you mean you didn't make it up?
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    jan · 22:09 12/02/2018
    Its vile. The contagion has spread to australia. Lots' believe' in global warming AKA climate change to command the field (not paddocks which we have in australia, though supermarkets sell field tomatoes a fantasy like the Brushed Potato variety) and they go troppo if one mentions the coming mini ice age. Just look at Kevin Long. banned from radio ABC.
    thelongview.com
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    Laughing... · 22:05 12/02/2018
    10:20 MSNBC and CNN have "Breaking News" segments highlighting that there was collusion with Russia to make the snow
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    More laughter · 22:02 12/02/2018
    10:10 Obama holds press conference and insists that if he were still president he would tell kids everywhere: "You didn't build that snow art!!
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    Laughter Continues · 21:57 12/02/2018
    9:30 HOA (Home Owners Association) meddled and fined the resident for violating codes

    9:40 Global-warming adherents were offended that any snow-people could be made at all as cold temperatures simply cannot exist anymore according to their dogma

    9:50 A bill was brought to the government leaders to institute a tax on snow-playing and snow-art

    10:00 Al Gore holds press conference claiming he invented snow
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      Laurence Reichenbach · 04:23 12/03/2018
      What I want to know is... how can anyone in any HOA or Gov't most anywhere get their worthless butts moving quick enough to accomplish anything let alone in the time spaces of 9:30 to 9:40 and 9:40 to 9:50.
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