The "Pentagon Pizza Index" more than TRIPLED this afternoon at the 3:00 Hour; the precise hour President Trump promised he would "make a decision" about Iran.
The "Pentagon Pizza Index" is an automated monitoring of the levels of business being done at the Pizza places nearest to the Pentagon.
A long time ago, people realized that whenever the US is going into a big military situation, the Pizza places near the Pentagon get big spikes in business - and the nearest Gay Bars get very quiet . . . .
Here is the Pentagon Pizza Index for the 3:00 Hour today:
