The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has dropped the hammer on a Grant to none other than Bill Gates, by the US Department of Agriculture, for "Environmental Compliance Services" - to collect . . . . ahem . . . . cow farts.
Yes, you read that right - your tax dollars were about to fund the ultimate in climate science: collecting cow emissions for the "Climate Smart Commodities" initiative.
Guess we'll have to find another way to make our cows eco-friendly.